双语笑话|反正我太太明天会来换的

My Wife Will Exchange Them
A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves.
Cloth or leather﹖ asked the salesperson1.
Makes no difference? replied customer.
What color﹖ asked the clerk.
Any? he responded.
Size﹖
Give me whatever you prefer? the gentleman said? slightly exasperated2. My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them.
反正我太太明天会来换的
一位先生走进一家商店要买副手套。
你是要布的还是皮的？售货员问。
没什么不同。这位客户回答。
那你要哪种颜色的呢？售货员又问。
哪种颜色都成。他回答。
号码呢？
你就随意给我拿一副吧，这位客户有点不耐烦了，反正我太太明天都会来换的。